dogs, cats, rabbits, goats, and every living thing in between should all have the right to wear cute little wigs and i feel very strongly about this cause.
ive been seeing lots of discourse online about sexy marie antoinette costumes now that we’re just about two weeks away from halloween. rightfully so, by the way. dressing up as sexy versions of any historic figures (especially when the historic figure received a “peine de mort à la décapitation”) is a bit insane to me. idk about y’all, but i’d be soooo scared of getting haunted… they’d feel that sort of disrespect from up above (or down below) for sure. just last year, i saw someone dress up as a sexy virgin mary. now i haven’t read the bible or anything, but yes, i’m assuming as in the one that birthed the so-called jesus we hear so much about!!
im not saying any of this is a bad thing, but it did however make me feel guilty for buying my cat a george washington wig off of etsy two days ago. i feel like a hypocrite with endlessly judgey eyes. ive turned into my own one-sided enemy!! ever since we’ve all been able to think on our own, i think we have learned that george washington was not in fact the cute little boy who cut down a cherry tree with his papa’s hatchet, but actually a terrible fucking person. i know damn well that i haven’t raised my cat(s) to share any of his beliefs in this household, so who am i to choose the way my sweet little kitten presents herself to this world?? I feel like that is just setting her up for failure… we don’t need pictures of her in a powdered wig resurfacing on twitter in 20 years!! the controversies that would cause…
so promptly, I will be returning this one.
this still leads me back to my first sentence. although this one didn’t work out, i think people would get so much pure joy from their pets going on walks wearing 32 inch bussdowns. for the past two hours i’ve been looking through reviews on amazon of these wigs. the customer photos have me sitting here and scrolling with a dumbass grin on my face (im high as shit).
when the money from the first wig gets redeposited, I will definitely be buying a wig for one of my pets, but in the meantime I strongly encourage y’all to buy one for yourselves also. your animal can be anything they’d like. bride of frankenstein?! bette davis?! princess leia?! bob ross?! I genuinely can’t think of a single person who wouldn’t want that idfk…
so in the spirit of halloween, I think we should start posting our pets in wigs!! because honestly, im so sick of seeing y’all’s ugly ass boyfriends on my feed :(
here’s a link to my personal favorite pet wig:
thanks for reading this nonsense!! <3
kam
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